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You get screwed by both Mother Nature and Father Time. Turning 50 means that punching a time clock is probably the most exercise you get all day. Turning 50 means that you get the urge, but can't remember what for. Turning 50 means you've reached that age where your back goes out more than you do.
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50th Birthday Jokes This joke may contain profanity. 🤔 I am over 18 A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and looks sensational. On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?".
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50th Birthday Speech Jokes From Grandson. "Grandpa/grandma, turning 50 is like reaching level 50 in a video game, except with more cheat codes for a happy life!". "I'm not saying you're old, but your birth certificate is on display in a museum.". "You're at that perfect age where you're old enough to know better but young.
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Are you ready to celebrate someone's 50th birthday in style? Look no further than this ultimate collection of funny jokes and creative quips! From funny one-liners to clever rhymes, we've got some incredible 50th birthday puns that will bring a smile to everyone's face.
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237 0 Funny 50th Birthday Puns "You're 50 and fabulous, aging like a fine wine!" "Fifty and fabulous, just like a vintage car!" "At 50, you've hit the 'ha-ha-half-century' mark!" "You're not old, you're just '50 shades of fabulous!'" "Age 50: now officially a classic edition!" "Welcome to Club 50, where the fun has just begun!"
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Jokes 50th Birthday Jokes Bella September 26, 2023 6 Mins Read 198 0 Jokes Funny 50th Birthday Quotes for Mother "Happy 50th, Mom! You're half a century old—now that's what I call a 'golden age'!" "Mom, you've hit the jackpot of life—50 years of wisdom and still getting discounts!" "Age is just a number, until it's 50.
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50th Birthday Jokes for Men You know you're 50 when. You now have more hair on your knuckles than you do on your head. Your idea of getting lucky is being able to find your car in Walmart's parking lot on the first try. You have to use your GPS to locate your feet because you can't see over your belly. Your trick knee goes out more than you do.
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The best 50th birthday jokes embrace the middle-age life stage through jovial quips. The secret to a good 50th birthday joke is not to shy away from themes of aging, and instead highlight the good and bad points of middle age, exaggerating them yet never straying too far from the harsh reality of the situation. Despite all lighthearted ribbing.
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You're not old. You're aged to perfection. Have a grate birthday. Hope that's not too cheesy. I know you don't drink, so have a tea-riffic birthday. Hooray for me! I get to celebra-cake with you. It's not the years in your life that count; it's the life in your years. For the record, you're not old.
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Tip #1: Always tether your glasses to your person. Without them, you won't be able to find your dentures! Tip #2: Keep a journal or diary. It will help you remember what you did yesterday. Tip #3: Take advantage of your age! Complain about your health and talk your kids into doing all your chores.
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"Forty is the old age of youth, fifty is the youth of old age. " ~ Victor Hugo So, instead of feeling old and frustrated, one should make the most of this occasion.
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Reaching the milestone of a 50th birthday is a momentous occasion that deserves to be celebrated with joy and laughter. What better way to add some cheer to this special day than with a collection of 50th birthday jokes?
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50th Birthday One Liners James Brands May 20, 2022 Someone you know is turning 50. It might be a family member, co-worker, brother, sister, friend (which is bad news; if your friends are turning 50 this probably means you're very old as well) not that I'm saying that 50 is old. But let's be honest….it is.
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A: Your age! You know you're getting older when an "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee. Middle age: that time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart. Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Middle age. when "happy hour" is a nap! Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
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From funny birthday sayings to bday jokes about cakes, candles, presents and everything in between, make the birthday girl or boy's day even more fun by picking out one of these 100 birthday jokes.
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1. Old Age Gift Basket One of the most popular 50th birthday pranks is to put together a gift basket of senior treats. You can fill it with things like: Denture cream Incontinence supplies Throw in your old iPod and make it look like a MedicAlert button A TV remote with very large buttons BenGay Hearing aid device Prune juice Constipation meds